St George slayed the Dragon with his sword, Ascalon,
But the Dragons are back! There’s a new battle to be won.
“Unless we face up to fear, for fear is a lair,
We will all be consumed by the Dragons’ dark fire.”
“A communist Pope,
An anti-capitalist priest,
Enshrined in the Vatican
Where the cardinals feast
On the wealth they‘ve created,
A law unto themselves,
A list of the wrongs being committed
Would fill many library shelves……”
“What is it about these models,
All computer generated,
That have us so enthralled,
And so captivated?
Their garbage in garbage out
Seems to hold us in awe,
As real world observations
We choose to ignore…..”
“Wake up America!
You’ve gone fast asleep,
And with your eyes closed
A watch you can’t keep
On a government that’s taking you
Down the wrong road,
All of your old values
It will slowly erode….”
“Oh missing heat
Where have you gone?
The search for you
Goes on and on,
They’ve looked in the oceans,
They’ve looked out in space,
You must be hiding
In some secret place….
The hottest year on record? Gosh, I thought it was extra warm, Those hundredths of a degree Really cooking up a storm! But hold on just a minute, I think there is a flaw, The data’s been adjusted, As it has so oft before! But the ‘scientists’ are under instruction, As they prepare for the Paris fest, To frighten poor Joe Public, It’s what they do the best.
“Stop the world from turning,
Stop the climate from changing,
No more night after day,
Things need rearranging;
And it can be done,
Our politicians say so,
And being physics professors
They really should know…..”
Global warming when it’s hot, Global warming when it’s cold, And when it’s drier or wetter The same snake oil we’re being sold; It must be a religion, We can’t be that naïve, All that hocus-pocus mumbo-jumbo, How else would we believe?
In the PC brigade,
When with an expression
A mistake has been made,
And that by using a term
You thought was OK
Your freedom of speech
Should be taken away?….”
“Under the shadow of the Eiffel
The delegates will meet,
A free trip to Paris
That’s one special treat!
When added to other COP venues,
It makes an impressive list,
I wouldn’t mind becoming
A global warming tourist…..”
“The Greek debt crisis,
The first one we’ve seen
That was helped on by an economy
Converting to green;
With renewable energy
They tried to impress,
But all it generated
Was a financial mess……”
“Oh glorious white masts!
Out of subsidies wrought,
From a left wing agenda
So skilfully taught,
By politicians on a mission
To change the world,
Our judgement being clouded
As the green mist swirled…..”
“Just as the Roman Empire
Fell into decay,
The American ‘empire’
Is going that way.
With leaders more focused
Ignoring the majority
And the will of the nation….”
“If the world hadn’t cooled,
Then it would have warmed,
And to computer model projections
It would have conformed;
So the models, in fact,
Are completely correct,
It’s the real world observations
That have the defect….”
Projections become predictions In Politicians hands, Spouting off about a science They don’t understand!
“There’s something afoot,
There’s a political plan
To change the world order
By linking climate with man,
And so as that goal
Can be easily achieved,
By scientific hocus pocus
We’ve all been deceived….”
“They’re watching me,
But who’s watching them?
This government surveillance
We need to stem,
What’s private to me
Is private to me,
And it’s not what I want
A government employee to see…..”
“They call me a denier
Why is that so?
Is it because there’s a line,
That I won’t toe?
Is it because I question
Their alleged “science”
Is it really because
I won’t show compliance?….”
Global cooling? Global warming? It’s got me bemused By their pseudo-science fiction I’m completely confused. But perhaps my confusion Was their intention, So that I would not question Each new climate invention.
To The Truth We’ll Be Blind
“The article attached,
Written about medical research,
Could apply equally to climate,
Which alarmists also besmirch…..”
The global warming contagion Is so difficult to kill, If the politicians don’t infect you The media sure will!
“If you wanted to create chaos
You sure have succeeded,
Conflicts and war
Where no fight was needed;
Making up your foreign policy
As you go along,
And you will never concede
That you could ever be wrong…..”
“A world full of sheep,
A world full of clones,
Homogenised and sanitised
Right through to our bones.
No free opinions,
Only government schooling,
We think we’re progressive,
But who the hell are we fooling?…..”~~~~~~~~~~
“Our climate is changing, always has, always will,
For billions of years it has never stood still.
As ice ages and warm periods keep on evolving,
The mysteries of climate we’re no nearer to solving,
And yet politicians say man’s now in control,
Denying Mother Nature’s more powerful role.
Facts being distorted to create the illusion
That man controls climate, so now there’s confusion…..”~~~~~~~
A climate scientist, I think from North Ealing, Said “I have an uncomfortable feeling; Common sense has returned, My grant will be burned; Man-made warming is no longer appealing”.
“It’s a story of our apathy,
That I watch unfold,
I’ll write it in rhyme,
That’s how my stories are told;
It’s a story of how
We succumb to pretence,
And how fear and ignorance
Defeats common sense….”~~~~~~~~~
“By an unproven hypothesis,
We’ve been taken in;
Consensus and settled,
Are so much political spin.
The misinformed tricked
Into so easily believing;
Fear and ignorance, it seems,
Are so good at deceiving….”~~~~~~~~~
“Being controlled by the government,
Letting them pull my strings,
Is not on the list
Of my favourite things;
Having my privacy invaded,
My free speech corrected,
Must comply with their narrative
Or I’ll be suspected…..”~~~~~~ Enrichment Through Environmental Stealth
“With every turn of their blade another subsidy paid,
A disguised redistribution of wealth;
The poor pay higher amounts to fund “green” bank accounts,
Enrichment through environmental stealth….”~~~~~~~~~~
“I see now in Paris, to stop the climate from changing,
The politicians another jamboree are arranging.
Plenty of delegates our governments will surely be sending;
Loads of taxpayer’s money I’m sure they’ll be spending…..”~~~~~~
“Submission is the Holy Grail our politicians seek,
Submission to their narrative no matter how weak,
Submission to the rhetoric by them propounded,
Submission to the theories that are completely unfounded,…”~~~~~~
ISLAM AND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
“Politicians and media keep us politically corrected,
Any warnings about Islam must not be detected;…”
THE BOMBS ARE LOADED
“..Its justice from above,
That’s what we deliver…,”
OH AMERICA! OH AMERICA! YOU’RE NO LONGER SO FREE!
“…Oh America! Oh America! What have you done?
By your government, not by terrorists, you’ve been overrun.”
BACK IN THE SADDLE
“…I’ve climbed back into the saddle, taken hold of the rein,
And I’m ready to fight those pesky dragons again….”
WISH LIST 2015
“…If we could see that loss of privacy will take such a terrible toll,
And that personal freedom’s more precious than government control.”
MAN IN THE MIRROR – AN OLD DRAGON SLAYER
“….Herded by politicians, like a flock of dumb sheep.
Too frightened, too ignorant, too fast asleep”
IT’S NEW YEAR – TIME TO REVIEW THE DRAGONS
“…The majority too apathetic to stand up for their rights;
The fight will be left to us modern day knights.”
Every age has its peculiar folly; some scheme, project, or phantasy into which it plunges, spurred on either by the love of gain, the necessity of excitement, or the mere force of imitation. Failing in these, it has some madness, to which it is goaded by political or religious causes, or both combined. –Charles MacKay, Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds, London 1852
A dragon slayers job to keep people enlightened,
Challenging the myths by which they’re so frightened.
“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent” Abraham Lincoln
DEMOCRACY – HAS IT NOW LEFT THE BUILDING?
…” The UN and EU are full of democratic flaws,
Appointees put in charge, now they make the laws”
Brandon Smith’s excellent review
A simply “must read,”
About the PC culture
Off which we now feed.
CLIMATE – THE NUMBERS DON’T ADD UP!
“…Point zero, zero, two percent of the atmosphere,
Tha’t the basis behind the whole climate scare!”
EU AND DEMOCRACY – OIL AND WATER
“…With more real power, it seems, than our Prime Minister
Shouldn’t we nodding dogs find that a little sinister?”
BREAKING NEWS! – MOTHER NATURE ARRESTED!
“…The IPCC just can’t find the evidence they need,
For the case against “man” to be able to proceed.”
CLIMATE LIMERICKS – AND MORE
“…..Political scientists have engineered confusion
From an hypothesis they’ve created an illusion…”
I’ve added our food to my slayer’s list,
Goodbye Mr Farmer, hello to the scientist.
Genetically modified, mmm, that sounds delicious!
There’s a scientist in my soup, should I be suspicious?
“…With fruit and vegetables, all hormone injected;
Making “fresh” food unnatural we’ve almost perfected.”
A GOVERNMENT OVERTHROWS ITS PEOPLE – THE EU ADDICTION
“…Of course there’s emotion and national pride,
To keep Britain British many millions have died!”
An hypothesis, a theory and a computer model;
Why are we so frightened by all of this twaddle?
THE TIME HAS COME TO STOP BEING AFRAID
“… As predictions are not happening in the way that they say
And the claims just get wilder, day after day”
GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT
“…Political persuasion is surely a key thing?
You can’t make emissions if you are left wing.”
Political correctness has tentacles that reach
Into all aspects of life, killing freedom of speech
ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE
“..The pendulum has swung too much in one direction
But it will swing back again if we voice our objection”
The Oxford dictionary defines “green”, I believe,
As one who is “inexperienced, gullible and naïve”
THE TRUTH TO BE TOLD – GREEN OR GREEN EYED
“….Who want to see change, but not of the climate kind;
It’s the capitalist system they want to unwind.”
When we don’t understand then we become afraid,
And when we are frightened common sense gets mislaid.
4014 CHILDREN WILL DIE TODAY – BUT WHY?
“…And mum, as you bath your babies,
42 mums will be burying theirs.”
Of course the climate is changing, always has, always will,
It’s the lie that it’s “man-made” is what we need to kill.
TITLTING AT WINDMILLS – IT’S TIME TO STOP
“….In years to come when these follies stand still,
Every countryside view their rusting hulks fill”
CLEAN WATER OR DIRTY SCIENCE – IT’S OUR CHOICE
“…Ten tiny fingers, ten tiny toes
The baby just lies there, in its final death throes.”
HAVE YOU KILLED A RHINO TODAY?
“…Have you left a rhino to bleed in the dust,
Lying there, suffering all alone?”
THE SILENT MAJORITY – SILENCED BY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
“…Who decides what we can and can’t say?
What dark liberal forces are there at play?”
I HAD A VISION WE’D LEFT THE EU
“… And being British meant something again,
The idea was catching on fast”
CLIMATE SCIENCE IS SURELY BUILDING ITS OWN FUNERAL PYRE
“…Climate’s not weather, well, more often than not,
But weather can be climate! Are you still with the plot?
LET THE BIRDS DIE! WORSHIP THE WIND TURBINES
“… Wind turbines we worship you, as over us you tower,
Even though you don’t generate very much power”
GLOBAL WARMING – WHERE DID YOU GO?
“….Oh computer models! I believed everything that you said,
I really believed that Mother Nature was dead.”
M AND S? – MINDLESS AND STUPID? – MUSLIM AND SCARED?
“…So if an employees a vegan, by the same sort of reason
They would not have to serve very much.”
MOTHER NATURE IS LAUGHING; SHE’S HAVING SUCH FUN TO SEE HOW GULLIBLE WE’VE ALL BECOME!
“…Emotions converted into tenuous facts,
Those facts converted into green carbon tax.”
Global warmists and the Mayans should join together,
At making predictions they’re like birds of a feather.
REMEMBER THE NINETIES – WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GLOBAL WARMING?
“…Vast funds for the scientists, to give us salvation,
As they promised to save our next generation”
UKIP TO THE RESCUE?
“….But Cameron and his Tories have gone somewhat astray,
A new version of Maggie required to save their day.”
CLIMATE COMPENSATION AND COP19 – ITS ALICE IN WONDERLAND REVISITED
“…It’s rained before and it’s raining again,
But this time it’s “climate change”.”
ED DAVEY’S GOT A MORTGAGE TOO!
“….If someone would pay me that money
To put the fear of God into you,”
WARSAW – ANOTHER CLIMATE JAMBOREE
“….Forty five delegates from the UK they’ll be sending:
Loads of taxpayer’s money I’m sure they’ll be spending.”
NOW JAPAN SPOILS THE PARTY
“….Their understanding of the real world is far superior,
Not intimidated or fooled by the UN hysteria”
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