, , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Man has been left off the hook for causing global warming as the evidence clearly implicates Mother Nature. Hypothesis and theories just don’t stand up in court, it’s facts that are needed. 

Breaking news from New York, from the United Nations,
The FBI assisting with the investigations.
The IPCC just can’t find the evidence they need,
For the case against “man” to be able to proceed.

Will Scribe Global Warming Image 1

They’ve been unable to prove that man is involved,
And are hoping the FBI will get this one solved.
The FBI Director said they’d soon have a handle,
And get to the bottom of the whole climate scandal.

CO2 released on bail, as the FBI make a start,
Said there was no proof at all it’d had played any part.
The head of investigations then went on to say,
That a number of computer models had been taken away.

Investigators discover climate has changed often before,
Now it’s a serial offender that they’re looking for.
It’s known these changes were reported many times,
Were the IPCC not aware of these earlier crimes?

The FBI are proceeding with incredible speed,
Right in front of their faces all the evidence they need;
Mother Nature arrested, brought in for questioning,
The mastermind behind the whole climate change thing.

There’s relief all around that the culprit’s been caught;
So Mother Nature’s not as innocent as we had all thought.
Seems that she’s been doing her thing for billions of years,
And has just been hiding behind those ‘man-made’ fears.

At the same time the FBI have discovered a fraud,
Located a drain where billions of dollars were poured.
Forensic evidence is now being gathered from the scene;
Thousands of grants and subsidies, all tainted with green.

The Church of Climatology has also come to the fore
There’s an arrest warrant out for its leader, Al Gore.
The FBI have seized his assets and uncovered his plan,
How the global warming hoax would make him a wealthy man.

The IPCC’s been disbanded, it’s in disarray,
It’s suggested all the green taxes it will have to repay.
Mother Nature has been released, thinks the whole thing was fun,
Saying she was amazed how gullible man had become!

Will Scribe Image 11 Frame 01

All Original Writings Are Copyright Protected
© Will Scribe 2014-2015

Further Reading

Climate Compensation – It’s Alice In Wonderland Revisted

“It’s rained before and it’s raining again,
But this time its “climate change”.
Compensation I’ve been promised by President Obama,
So a claim form I need to arrange…..”

Old Writer

The Time Has Come to Stop Being Afraid

“As politicians keep feeding us their diet of fear,
And they keep on telling us that the end is now near.
As predictions are not happening in the way that they say,
And the claims just get wilder, day after day……”

Old Writer

Climate – The Numbers Don’t Add Up

“Take your calculator out of the drawer,
Now enter this number, point zero four;
Now multiply this number by five percent,
That’s how much man’s CO2 emissions represent!….”

Old Writer

Remember The Nineties – What Ever Happened to Global Warming?

“Remember the nineties, when we we’re put in a panic;
Global warming was coming, it would all get quite manic.
The temperatures would rise like never before,
Doom and disaster for us all, of that they were sure…..”

Old Writer

Join the Crusade – Fight the Dragons:

Will Scribe Dragon Slayer New Year 2014

Old Writer

More from the Soapbox:

Will Scribe Soap Box

Old Writer

Will’s Scrapbook:

Will Scribe Dragaon and Tea

Old Writer